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A Slip of the Tongue: (Paperback)
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Here is a hilarious compendium of ways in which the high and mighty have fallen-straight from their own mouths. In the spirit of The Darwin Awards, and drawing from leaders in the business, political, and sports arenas, Slip of the Tongue provides a painful panoply of remarks that have derailed careers and soiled reputations. Reluctant contributors include Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher, Shaquille O’Neal, John Rocker, and Gary Hart. Each quote is accompanied by information about the speaker and the dire consequences of his or her verbal indiscretion.
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Weird Cures: (Paperback)
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Weird Cures is a catalog of very strange, sometimes hilarious, often horrifying cures that were actually used by physicians, and then discredited. Some of these so-called cures are beyond belief! For instance: Mercury, now known to be highly toxic, was once thought to draw poison from the body. It was even administered for routine ills like constipation and toothaches! Strappado, a technique in which patients are strapped to ladders and dropped from significant heights, was used to correct spinal misalignments. It is now considered torture. Weird Cures is a compendium of these bizarre and sometimes fatal treatments. This fun look at medical history will fascinate and astonish, and make you laugh and gasp at the same time.
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A Million Thanks: ...Because a Single Thank You Isn't Enough! (Paperback)
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Here’s the perfect expression of heartfelt gratitude in a lovely little gift book sure to be appreciated. Perfect for everyone-from the coworker who stepped up on a big project, to the stranger who returned a lost cell phone, from the teacher who stayed late with a struggling student, to the friend who came through in an emergency. In 400 pages, the sincere gratitude of the giver will be expressed a million times ... literally.
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Who Stole My Cheese?: (Hardcover)
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For those sick of corporate scandals and underhanded business practices, laughter may be the best medicine. A hilarious parody of the classic bestseller Who Moved My Cheese, Who Stole My Cheese?!! offers a little lift in an otherwise challenging situation. Inside is an insipid tale that reveals profound truths about greed. It's a cloying yet inspiring story of four small characters -- two rats and two "loyal employees" -- who are trapped in a "maze" and looking for their share of the "cheese" to sustain them and bring them happiness.
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The Leave It to Beaver Guide to Life: (Hardcover)
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In this whimsical guide to life, memorable black-and-white photos from the show complement every 1950’s cliché-or kernel of wisdom-found within this all-American family. Enjoy watching Beaver take drastic measures when he becomes scared of the dentist, Wally sell igloo ice-cream to strangers, and Ward protect his beloved Babe Ruth autographed baseball. Relive classic episodes such as “The Tooth,” “Wally, the Businessman,” and “Ward’s Baseball.” You may even learn a life lesson while you’re at it!
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Grandmas Gone Wild: (Hardcover)
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They conspire with children. They wear purple hats. They speak their minds and nobody can do a thing about it! They’re everywhere and where would we be without them? Grandmas Gone Wild is a hilarious collection of the off-the-wall, over-the-top, and around-the-bend grandmothers that we have all had, known, or seen on reality TV. Their sassy, wry, affectionate, and often quirky appearances lend themselves perfectly to this illustrated assortment of matriarchal comedy. This is a book that-like the grandmas themselves-wants some attention and will no doubt receive a great deal, especially around Mother’s Day.
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Shrek Practical Joke Kit: (Paperback)
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Have a ball telling jokes and playing tricks in the spirit of everyone’s favorite big, green, swamp-loving ogre, Shrek, and his quirky buddies. The officially licensed Shrek Practical Joke Kit comes with a uniquely designed Shrek whoopee cushion and a 24-page book bursting with hilarious gags, trivia, tips, riddles, and more, fully illustrated with ogre-ific Shrek art.
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Bad Fur Days: (Hardcover)
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Santa Responds: He's Had Enough...and He's Writing Back! (Hardcover)
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Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve.
Dear Billy,
I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!!
Your pal,
Santa
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Prayers for All Occasions: Sanctuary and Salvation at Your Fingertips! (Hardcover)
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From Monica Sheehan, bestselling author of Be Happy, comes this witty take on everyday prayers. Perfect for any tormented soul looking for a little bit of divine intervention, or just some comic relief from earthly toils! Inside this unconventional prayer book:
Let There Be Milk
Prayer for Lost Keys
Check-Out Line Serenity Prayer
Luck be Our Lady
Please, Let Him Call (Responsorial Psalm)
The Botox Creed
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